Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Horoscopes

By: Calista Boggess

Virgo- This year has been stressful for you since the beginning of school. Between sports, homework, and those epic rap battles on the weekends there’s no time to relax. I suggest keeping a dog in your backpack; no one is unhappy when a dog is near. Cats, bunnies, hamsters, or baby ducks work as well.

Libra- Watch out! The skeletons in your closet might get out. No really; those decorations are packed in tight. If they all bust out, you’ll have a frightful time cleaning it up before your out of this world party even starts.


Scorpio- This November, the leaves will fall but so will your grades. Don’t forget to study for that big test or you might be the one making the pumpkin spice at McDonald’s rather than buying it.

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